All my friends like Bono and I can’t seem to figure out why. I mean, what’s so special about this guy?
Let me see… Maybe people appreciate him for his music. It could be, but I wouldn’t know. I don’t think I’ve listened to a whole U2 album before. Hopefully, I never will.
And again… What’s so special about him? His humanitarian work? I heard he’s an activist that plans to save the world and shit… Maybe people like him for that. There’s nothing wrong with being an overrated geopolitical philanthropist who does charity all over the world and thus enlarging an already huge fan base.
Am I missing something? Probably. Nevertheless, only one thing has intrigued me about this character — his sunglasses. I never seen him without shades and neither did you.
Emmanuelle Chriqui got the top spot, surpassing more popular celebrities like Beyonce, Jessica Alba or Megan Fox. Until a few minutes ago, I didn’t even know who the hell was this Emmanuelle, but I remembered You Don’t Mess With The Zohan, where she played the leading role next to Adam Sandler. In my honest opinion, she didn’t deserve the first place – there are sexier babes in that poll who are too underrated, like Kate Beckinsale.
You probably heard this news today. Sean Penn has arrived in Haiti this morning to help the victims of the earthquake.
This is a very impressive thing to do, every kind of help counts. Those poor people are suffering in the ruins of their capital city, Port-au-Prince, but I’m pretty sure his personal photographer will capture that brilliantly in pictures.
Remember hurricane Katrina? Well, this deplorable individual hired a photographer to shoot some photos of him as he was lending a hand. Just another fucked up Hollywood type PR stunt.
If there’s a tragedy somewhere in the world, Sean Penn will definitely be there. Along with a photographer. He’ll show the world how nobel he is. He’ll show the world what he’s made of.
I’m sorry, Sean Penn. You’re a great actor but you’re an even greater loser. If you really care about Haiti just donate a few million dollars and lose the gimmicks.
I’m sick and tired of these pathetic celebrities who try to fool us by showing us a side that they simply don’t have. It’s all about image nowadays, moral values and common sense don’t exist anymore.
Wow! Alec Baldwin holding an oscar… you don’t see this everyday. Oh, wait… It’s just a promotional photo for this year’s Oscars, Alec Baldwin will be hosting the show in march. In reality, he only dreams of this award because that’s pretty much all he can do. We won’t see this star earning a golden statue any time soon, although he’s not that bad at his job. But these awards are for talented actors only. It’s a shame, actually.
Nevertheless, people like Alec Baldwin are warriors. They will fight for every opportunity to prove their potential. Eventually they will succeed in their quest and they will proudly show the oscar to the people — in promotional photos when they’re hosting the academy awards.
A faithful reader pointed out a small detail after reading the last post and watching the video. Apparently, that woman shouted that David Beckham has a small dick in front of everyone. I don’t speak italian so I didn’t know.
So it’s settled. David Beckham has a small dick! Sorry to disappoint you ladies, but it’s true! The world will never be the same again.
Mission:
To grab David Beckham’s dick and to embarrass him at the same time.
Status:
Mission accomplished!
Conclusion:
Judging by the look on his face, he wasn’t to happy with that gesture. Maybe David Beckham has a small dick and now somebody else knows his secret. If that woman vanishes into thin air by tomorrow, don’t be too shocked. A secret like that must not end up in the wrong hands!
I’ve been waiting for a movie like Avatar for decades. Thank you James Cameron.
Ever since I was born I enjoyed sci-fi films, mostly big budgeted productions that have killer graphics and serious special effects. Avatar is in this category. Great story, great special effects, great everything! 162 minutes of pure entertainment, this is something that I could use daily. Now, after the hype is finally over, I wonder what’s next? What kind of amazing ideas are flooding James Cameron’s brain. Damn, I’d like to know. One thing is for sure, James’ next movie will be great, just like Avatar, Titanic, Terminator and so on.
Wow, I’m back. Back to writing. My wonderful vacation is over and now I can concentrate more on my blog. Great articles are waiting to be posted on bobsoul.com. Peace.
This is Lady Gaga’s new single, Bad Performance Bad Romance, off her new album.
Frankly, I don’t understand Lady Gaga’s new video. What’s it supposed to be about? I’m afraid nobody knows the answer (not even her). The whole clip is weird, pointless, not to mention stupid. What’s with those outfits? Halloween was last month.
And the faces… Oh, the faces! Lady Gaga’s close-ups can terrify even the average male adult. Just think what it would be like for children to watch this horror flick! It would fuck up their lives!
Oh well — as they say in Hollywood — everything goes as long as it produces cash.
I wonder what game does he play… I bet he plays Counter Strike!
Or maybe Jesus plays the PC version of GOOD VS. EVIL, his character being Satan himself! That would be fucked up… Jesus!… the thoughts that flood my brain…
Yesterday, I went shopping. I came across a really great shop where I saw some great shirts — not so expensive but highly fashionable. Inside, a 19-year-old girl was in charge of the sales. She was a rare breed between a Lady Gaga lookalike and Marilyn Manson, very punk rock, very emo, a very independent type. Her hair was painted in more colors that you can imagine, she wore black clothing from head to toe, and she spoke the official “yahoo messenger” language fluently.
I saw a really great shirt that I liked but this chick kept on pushing me into buying another one — of course, as black as charcoal. It was an awkward moment. She kept on yapping about that shirt and how great it would look on me and shit… like she was the customer instead of me. At one point, it became very irritating. I wanted to be more polite and tell her “Bitch, I’m not buying that shit — shut the fuck up or I’m gonna bust your fuckin’ skull open!”, but I didn’t want to make a scene. Besides, I’m not wearing black even is someone pays me. I would’ve looked like I just came back from a funeral or something — it’s just not me. In the end, I ran out of that shop just to escape her big mouth. Fuck that shirt, it was useless to argue with her because she just didn’t want to understand.
The conclusion:
The whole fucking society is to blame for promoting stupidity. Today, in every domain there are idiots who probably don’t know even how to spell their own name. The music industry, the movie industry, the media, and so on — all are responsible for creating monsters! It would be a great idea to make promoting stupidity punishable by law. For example, if someone promotes stupidity to the masses then a punishment of… I don’t know… like 60 whips on that person’s bare back should be more than appropriate. Come to think about it, it’s a brilliant idea. Just think at individuals like Paris Hilton and George Bush, for example. I’ll write a letter to Obama to get his ass moving to promulgate such a law. This is at least he could do — he’s already a useless piece of disposable matter that hasn’t accomplished anything so far and this would be a great occasion to leave something behind.
Man, I hate show-offs. I mean — come on! — wear a fucking bra you crazy woman. There are kids watching you… is this how you want to appear in public? I know every looser in Hollywood wants to be as sexy as possible — but give me a break. You’re making a fool out yourself. Might as well show us your pussy too, and walk the red carpet naked if you really need to show us your sex appeal.
Nice poster, although I don’t agree. I’d rather wear fur than go naked. But hey — that’s just me! Don’t think of me as a cruel guy who hates animals. I do have a dog, you know. I just can’t stand these lame PETA ads.
First of all, who the fuck is Christian Serratos? This chick is clearly seeking attention — it’s just for the show, I don’t think that she actually wants to aid all those helpless animals out there. Of course, if she ends on a promo poster or magazine cover that can get her some exposure — it’s all good baby!
At least if she were really naked — maybe with her legs spread — then more guys would’ve stared at the poster and maybe some of them would’ve even notice the message that is to be spread around.
I, for once couldn’t care less. I’m more of a hunter. I enjoy killing wild game occasionally and when I was a young boy I did all sorts of crazy things: I’ve killed cats, rodents, birds, fried tons of bugs, and once I even hanged a dog after watching Braveheart. But, in general, I love animals. I have a dog, you know…
I think I got the new monkey flu. Or swine flu. Whatever. It doesn’t matter from which animal it comes, as long as it is potentially dangerous. Every november I get sick. Flu. I try to avoid getting it but it’s useless, along the years I’ve become used to it. Nevertheless, today, with all this hype about the new flu and people dying and shit, I’m scared.
Tomorrow I’m going to my doctor — just to be sure. I heard that the symptoms of the new flu are the same with the ones of ordinary flu. I hope I don’t get any surprises tomorrow — that will… suck!… bigtime! In this situation, I think it would be a good idea to pray to God. I haven’t done it in ages. But I will pray tonight, I will pray like crazy — now’s the time to do it.
Anyway, this new flu thing is kinda annoying. Everywhere you go people talk about it. Every website, every paper has articles about the new “danger”. I’ve noticed something: every year — another type of flu. First there was the bird flu, now we have the swine flu, next year we will have the horse flu. It’s not Sci Fi, it’s evolution! Probably every animal will develop some kind of flu in the future. So don’t be too surprised if you’ll end up infected with the kangaroo flu, snake flu, worm flu, or even fish flu!
Actually, this is a very good question. It took me about 10 minutes to think about the answer. There are advantages and disadvantages in both of them, it’s hard to balance the two. Kate is hot and she has that sexy british accent, but Drew is more fun to be with (I imagine). One thing is clear: both are fuckable. It’s not like having to pick from a couple of crack whores from downtown L.A., if you know what I mean.
So, after much thought, my answer is: both, preferably at the same time! Case closed.
I’m a pretty simple guy — I’m modest, I hate politics and stupidity, I live for today only.
Behind all aspects of life, I find pleasure in simple things — like playing Call of Duty II like a maniac for 7 hours and 36 minutes straight. Yes, indeed, simple things matter the most! At first I didn’t realize I played this long, but after making some simple calculations, I fully acknowledged my situation. However, it wasn’t a big surprise — I’ve played Age of Empires II for 26 hours straight in 2002. A mere 7 hours was a piece of cake for Zoltan the Unmerciful (my character’s name)!
But, nevertheless, after I was done I kinda felt odd. It was a unique sensation, something that I’ve never experienced before. When I left the computer it happened — numbness got hold of my entire body, headache, and I began to see all kinds of nazis in the room. I guess 7 hours can do that to you.
It was fun but unhealthy. At least I got something to brag about this month. And I have witnesses, lots of witnesses — we played at my house, my network. Man… I don’t even want to imagine what will I do when Modern Warfare II will hit the stores.
I’ve just joined Facebook since I was the only guy on this planet who didn’t have a Facebook account. Anyways, I still didn’t see what the big fuss is all about. Maybe I’ll get addicted like the majority of my friends, and I will realize then that Facebook is the best and the greatest… something.
Untill then, you guys can find me @ facebook.com/bobsoul. Add me as your friend and all of your wishes will be granted.
According to CNN, 50 Cent spends 20,000 $ a week on security. It’s not something out of the ordinary for a celebrity to do, but in 50’s case — it is!
Isn’t this the guy who “still kills”? Who’s connected worldwide? Who’s not afraid of anyone or anything? If you listen to his albums you’ll conclude that he murders rivals, he does heavy drugs, he gets millions, bla bla bla, bla bla bla… In reality, however, he’s just another confused hip hopper.
To me, it’s obvious. 50 Cent characterized himself in his own song, Wanksta: “…gangsta, but he never pop nothing”. Sadly, there are many rappers out there that think they’re the shit. Real ghetto motherfuckers, shottas, money makers, drug dealers and so on. What’s the point in having security then? Hommies don’t got your back?
Rammstein is the kind of band that makes you want to learn german, just to see how great they truly are. Their new album, Liebe ist fur alle da (Love is there for everyone), is a masterpiece. Forget any rock albums that you’ve listened to in the last few years — this one is better! I’m trying hard to find something that can get close to it, but it’s useless. This album even tops Metallica’s Death Magnetic!
From the superb guitar riffs, all the way to Till Lindemann’s unique and powerful voice — Liebe ist fur alle da is simply amazing! There are no words good enough to perfectly describe the songs, you’ll have to listen to them for yourself.
Rammstein has recorded some great albums, but I’m confident that this one is their best. It has to be. I can’t remember when was the last time I’ve listened 26 times to something. That’s how great it is!!!
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You probably heard this news today. Sean Penn has arrived in Haiti this morning to help the victims of the earthquake.
